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i want to run ojects through the office laminator. Its so cool we laminated a cookie, now its all gonna be laminated!

secret #519

rating: 3.7/5 (15 votes cast)

I've been married for 10 years but can't stop fantasizing about getting fucked by a total stranger. I don't know how to even meet anyone.

secret #518

rating: 4.2/5 (6 votes cast)

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secret #517

rating: 3.2/5 (5 votes cast)

I don't think chocolate chip cookies should have nuts in them, but I can't tell my wife that.

i hate myself more than i have ever hated anyone. i don't think that's ever going to change.

secret #516

rating: 1.7/5 (3 votes cast)

man all u guys are vaginas xD

secret #515

rating: 2.4/5 (7 votes cast)

Silly rabbit Trix are for kids !

secret #514

rating: 2.4/5 (8 votes cast)

i'm schizophrenic, and hear voices. Sometimes i do what they say if it's little shit that doesn't matter, or if I was planning to anyway.

secret #513

rating: 2.9/5 (10 votes cast)

secret #512

rating: 2.3/5 (9 votes cast)

Thanks for all the fish!

Sometime I want to punch pussy ass Noah F. in the mouth..... but hes a fucking pussy

secret #511

rating: 3.2/5 (12 votes cast)

I beat off in public bathrooms

secret #510

rating: 3.7/5 (14 votes cast)

the meaning of life is 36

secret #509

rating: 1.6/5 (8 votes cast)

secret #508

rating: 2.7/5 (9 votes cast)

I did it for the lolz

ii still have feelings for my ex...i only relised 8months after our breakup we he got close to another girl....

secret #507

rating: 2.1/5 (7 votes cast)

if dalton downing from TJHS in WA, USA is out there: just ignore everyone's teasing. you are sweet, cute and i really like you.

secret #506

rating: 3.3/5 (9 votes cast)

I really want to tell my boss to go and fuck herself. I work my ass off and she acts like a cunt.

secret #505

rating: 3.0/5 (8 votes cast)

I am terrified that I am going to get fired.

secret #504

rating: 2.8/5 (4 votes cast)

My severe OCD will keep me from ever being intimate with another person, enjoying a nice rare steak, going for a swim, etc. I want to die.

secret #503

rating: 3.0/5 (7 votes cast)

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secret #502

rating: 3.0/5 (9 votes cast)

I hate my boss, not like irritated hate. I mean like I would leave her stranded in the desert with a flat tire hate her. Is this normal?

stop telling me that you are going to kill yourself! This is not normal behavior!

secret #501

rating: 2.8/5 (10 votes cast)

I have a crush on a married woman. With two kids. And I'm her boss. I don't think I make very good choices.

secret #500

rating: 3.0/5 (12 votes cast)

i hate it when people complain about little things. i have had way too much stress over the past three years but people assume i am happy.

secret #499

rating: 2.9/5 (10 votes cast)

i secretly want to get back with my ex-gf, im just with you because you're into buttsex.

secret #498

rating: 3.7/5 (10 votes cast)

Used to have many secrets. Then I began being honest about everything to everyone. Sucked at first, but in the long term, it paid off big.

secret #497

rating: 2.6/5 (7 votes cast)

my friend is hanging out with the girl i like as we speak.

secret #496

rating: 2.3/5 (7 votes cast)

I don't have the courage to vist my boyfriend

secret #495

rating: 2.3/5 (6 votes cast)

I don't have a secret.

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secret #494

rating: 1.3/5 (7 votes cast)

I can't seem to find a reason to live. No one seems to give a damn about me anymore.

secret #493

rating: 2.9/5 (8 votes cast)

She is the only one, I couldn't bear to lose her, but I'm afraid I will. I can't even think about it, but I'm worried what she might leave.

secret #492

rating: 2.8/5 (6 votes cast)

People say Im smart, yet when they put confidence in me I get scared and jump off a cliff myself. I dont know how to fix it.

secret #491

rating: 3.3/5 (10 votes cast)

there's a girl i met at the gym a few years ago she is a lesb. and has a girlfriend that I'm friends with. I wonder what it would be like

secret #490

rating: 3.1/5 (9 votes cast)

I use up entire cans of duster at the office freezing stuff

secret #489

rating: 3.9/5 (14 votes cast)

I'm in love with a girl who's leaving my life in a month. Trying to be okay with it and trying to just be friends...fuck my life.

secret #488

rating: 3.3/5 (7 votes cast)

life is a Bitch, So FUck it

secret #487

rating: 2.3/5 (6 votes cast)

religion is the funniest joke ever created. there i said it

secret #486

rating: 3.1/5 (10 votes cast)