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rating: 3.5/5 (11 votes cast)

I kept your shirt because I couldn't let go. It doesn't smell like you anymore but I still have it, and I still can't let go.

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secret #484

rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

I can't quite bring myself to believe that my gf would love to fulfil my fantasies... even those with other women. But how do I start it?

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secret #483

rating: 1.0/5 (2 votes cast)

I just got the script check "What's 1+5" wrong, and I do A-level maths.

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secret #482

rating: 4.0/5 (2 votes cast)

I'm not sure who I love anymore.

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secret #481

rating: 4.0/5 (10 votes cast)

I wish I was dead, but am afraid of screwing up a suicide and living as a vegetable.

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secret #480

rating: 3.3/5 (7 votes cast)

Sometimes I see your point, however, you still scared me.

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secret #479

rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)

I've never liked someone more than they like me until yesterday. now I'm scared.

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secret #478

rating: 4.2/5 (6 votes cast)

Never trust a fart. I just shit myself.

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secret #477

rating: 2.7/5 (6 votes cast)

I do not, have never and will never, love her.

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secret #476

rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)

I am so glad you are out of my life. You were nice enough but your insecurities were maddening.

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secret #475

rating: 4.3/5 (3 votes cast)

I don't know if I ever loved her, or loved the idea of love. Neither do I know if I should feel bad for how little breaking up bothered me.

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secret #474

rating: 5.0/5 (3 votes cast)

I'm in love with my best friend...I think.

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secret #473

rating: 5.0/5 (3 votes cast)

The reason that women's hand and feet are so cold is so that they can handle chocolate without it melting.

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secret #472

rating: 4.5/5 (4 votes cast)

I have sexual thoughts about my mother

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secret #471

rating: 3.5/5 (2 votes cast)

I am bisexual. If I tell my parents, I will lose my job, and it will destroy my mother's career because she'll have to tell the church.

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secret #470

rating: 2.5/5 (6 votes cast)

We are visited by aliens all the time. One of these days its going to be revealed

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secret #469

rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

I need a witness for my will so it may be executed upon my suicide.

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secret #468

rating: 4.7/5 (3 votes cast)

i like a girl. i'm married to a man.

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secret #467

rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)

MT dew keeps me awake and makes me paranoid. i don't know if its the mt dew or the drugs. could be the combination of both

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secret #466

rating: 3.0/5 (5 votes cast)

Ive thought about her every day since she said she didnt want to see me again

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secret #465

rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)

These are not anonymous! They are tracking your every movement. Beware!

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secret #464

rating: 2.5/5 (2 votes cast)

the biggest fear in my life is loneliness, I feel like I could never be with a dream girl in my life anymore, i'm with myself day after day.

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secret #463

rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

Bill O'reilly is on my tv. I hate him with a passion but, I cannot change the channel. STOP CALLING 'liberals loonie!'

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secret #462

rating: 4.0/5 (1 vote cast)

i was masturbating and my roommate walked in and saw me, and quickly went into the other room

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secret #461

rating: 4.0/5 (1 vote cast)

People at my gym change their work out times when I show up. I never talk to anyone. I want to win training makes me scream in pain somedays

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secret #460

rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)

You can do anything you want no matter your Age, don't let youth or old age hold you back.

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secret #459

rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)

I hope you're doing well today! Enjoy every moment you can.

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secret #458

rating: 1.7/5 (6 votes cast)

99% of the sentences here have "I" or "me". Simply stopping to perceive ourselves as the centre of the universe could ease some pains.

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secret #457

rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

I feel like doing it and have for a while. At least death is quiet. But then again I'm not sure of that either. , troubled

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secret #456

rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)

i used to talk to her online every day, and finally met her on Saturday. she acted a little awkward. she hasn't been online since.

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secret #455

rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

I miss you so fucking much.

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secret #454

rating: 3.7/5 (13 votes cast)

Every time I hear someone talk about "god", I want to punch them in their ignorant faces

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secret #453

rating: 2.5/5 (2 votes cast)

I'm in a happy relationship with no problems.

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secret #452

rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)

im ashamed that i used to be in love with such a slut, the things youve done disgust me. youve turned all of this into a regret in my eyes.

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secret #451

rating: 4.0/5 (8 votes cast)

she doesn't think she's beautiful, but i do, and i know i could spend the rest of my life with her if she'd let me in

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