textgasm: secret #622

rating: 3.0/5 (7 votes cast)

I masturbate more than I have sex as a matter of convenience with no disrespect to my wife or her appearance. I love her very much.

anonymous
Nov 20, 2008 at 07:01pm

Hey, think of it this way. It reduces the chance of prostate cancer. You're covered. Have a happy and long marriage!

anonymous
Nov 30, 2008 at 09:47pm

what's so inconvenient about having sex?

anonymous
Dec 05, 2008 at 08:45pm

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